Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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