I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm too high and old for this...
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