We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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