Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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