I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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