Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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