sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Mom said you looked used
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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