what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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