I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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