So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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