It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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