Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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