I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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