It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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