Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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