can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
only if we run a train.
done.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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