I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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