So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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