The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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