Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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