I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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