My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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