your thong is hanging out like whoa
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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