She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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