well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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