I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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