Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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