Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You should frame my arrest warrant.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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