So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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