do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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