It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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