Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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