am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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