she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I am full of burrito and curiosity
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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