areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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