You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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