What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
