She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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