i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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