At least make sure they are 18
Why
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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