you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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