I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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