Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
please come you make the beer taste better
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
