See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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