Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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