I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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