it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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