Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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