i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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