Sry I called you an 8
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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