yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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