And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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