She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im holly from the hills drunk
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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